Greetings Enturbulation.
It has come to the attention of Anonymous that there are a number of you out there who do not clearly understand who Selleck is or why we have undertaken our present course of action. Contrary to the assumptions of the media, Selleck is not simply "the world's most attractive man". Selleck is a co
llective of muscles and facial hair united by an awareness that someone must do the right thing, that someone must bring light to the darkness of his chest hair, that someone must open the eyes of a public that has slumbered for far too long due to dreams of Tom Selleck being a substitute teacher at
your school and then he asks you to stay after class because you did something bad, something very bad, and only he can teach you a proper lesson. Among Selleck's countless seductions you will find individuals from all walks of life - lawyers, parents, IT professionals, members of law enforcement,
United States Presidents, college students, veterinary technicians, IRC Ops, and more. Selleck is everyone and everywhere. Selleck follows no leader, no single entity directing Selleck - only the collective arrousal of individuals, guiding our hand up Selleck's thick, meaty thigh, to bring awarenes
s all over his body. We want you to be aware of the very real dangers of falling madly in love with Tom Selleck. We want you to know about Tom Selleck's private party boat, Sea Orgy, where millions of people are shaved and greased up, so that they could continue in service to the Selleck. We want y
ou to know about Selleck's collection of moustache combs and what you can do to help improve that collection. We want you to know about Operation Pelvic Power. We want you to know about Operation Eighty Percent, and Selleck's efforts to infiltrate the pages of every Playgirl magazine in the world.
We want you to know about all of these things that have been swept under Tom's man-rug for far too long. The information is out there. It is yours for the taking, just as we are Tom's for the taking. Arm yourself with knowledge. Anonymous invites you to join us in an act of worship. Anonymous invite
s you to take up the banner of free love, of Selleck rights, of family and chest hair. Join us in protest outside of sock factories and stores world wide. Be very cautious of Tom's 10 inches of sausage. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. To DDoS Tom'
s underwear.

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