A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
Or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
Im actually gonna do it
Or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
Then Ill kill you
You know why?
Cuz Im a
Criminal Criminal You God damn right Im a criminal Yeah, Im a criminal My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge Thatll stab you in the head Whether youre a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? the answers yes Homophobic? nah, youre just heterophobi
c Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh!) Thats my motherfuckin balls, youd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum, youll never get hold of em Hey, its me, versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin the mail Get it? checkin the male? How many records you expectin
to sell After your second lp sends you directly to jail? Cmon!-- relax guy, I like gay men Right, ken? give me an amen (aaa-men!) Please lord, this boy needs jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospit
al Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher You cant reach me, my mom cant neither You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch tv, and comcast cable And you aint able to stop these thoughts You cant stop me from toppin these charts And you cant stop me from droppin each march With a brand new cd f
or these fuckin retards Duhhh, and to think, its just little ol me Mr. dont give a fuck, still wont leave Chorus Im a criminal Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think its a crime To tell em whats on my mind - I guess Im a criminal But I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird And
keep goin, I dont take shit from no one My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Dont dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me Im a criminal - an animal caged who turned c
razed But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you werent raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker Than youd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word ... My morals went thhbbpp when the president got or
al Sex in his oval office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now dont ignore me, you wont avoid me You cant miss me, Im white, blonde-haired And my nose is pointy Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs As long as it aint happened to him Slim shady, Im as
crazy as em -inem and kim combined - *kch* the maniacs in Replacin the doctor cause dre couldnt make it today Hes a little under the weather, so Im takin his place (mm-mm-mmm!) oh, thats dre with an ak to his face Dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you dre, you
shouldve kept that thang put away I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? Im a criminal Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there [em] aight Ill be right here waitin on you aight Yo em what? ! Dont kill nobody th
is time awwright... God damn, fuck... how you doin? hi, how can I help you? yeah I need to make a withdrawl okay put the fuckin money in the bag bitch And I wont kill you! what? oh my god, dont kill me Im not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin around... dont kill me, please dont kill me... I said I
m not gonna fuckin kill you Hurry the fuck up! {*boom*} thank you! Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So Ill be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it Ill hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the p
rivate eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppys lucky I didnt blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, Id shave my nuts Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck You motherfuckin chickens aint brave enough To say the stuff I say, so this tape is shut Shit, half
the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if its not a rapper that I make it as Ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask (chorus 2x)

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