Asian Spoof of the Soulja Boy made by Roy Chung.
Link to mp3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2941TYCC
The long awaited music video.
Lyrics:
Asian boy tellem
Got this new jank for ya'll called the Asian Boy.
(Chinese) It's a hell of a lot better than the Soulja Boy
WAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Grains of rice up in a bowl
Watch me eat it watch
me roll
watch me eat that bowl of rice
and also eat eggroll
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
dvd's off in the street
watch me sell them very cheap
watch me sell those dvd's
for seven quarters each
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
Bruce Lee man he my homebo
y
He'd kick your ass anyday
One inch punch dat ho
Damn, he go' waste your ass away
Kick anotha ass or two
Then walk home with straight A's
Then I go online and win in Counter Strike all day
YOOOOOOOOO
My restaurant is so kickass
And if you don't want pay the bill
then my workers kick your ass
I catch you in my Honda that I soup up for street race
Haters get mad cuz it faster than Pontiac
Chicken wings and pork fried rice
Customers say it so fine
Watch me sell those chicken wings
that expire for 10 nights
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
We make the best fake rolex
You can't tell that it folex
You show white friend what you buy
and they say DAMN, that's nice
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
Sellin' Chinese food
Watch me overcharge that foo
I'ma charge him 10 bucks
And it really just 5 bucks
I do that cuz no one have math skill of little
asian boy
It take them forever just to get back some god damn change
Mannnn They so slow, they so slow
Mannnn, they so dumb, they so dumb
Nope, u can't do it like me
Foo, I see you try to do it like me
Nope, you can't count like me
Man yo restaurant's ugly
Grains of rice up in a bowl
Watch me eat
it watch me roll
watch me eat that bowl of rice
and also eat eggroll
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
dvd's off in the street
watch me sell them very cheap
watch me sell those dvd's
for seven quarters each
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
People still like
Soulja Boy
I don't get why he so great
I hear his music and all i say is
(Chinese) Who gives a f**k
(Chinese) Who gives a f**k (x8)
Soulja Boy really ain't that great
He talk about sex all day
So I sing this song and tell him
(Chinese) F**k his mother
(Chinese) F**k his mother (x4)
oooooooooohh
hhhhhhh
Chicken wings and pork fried rice
Customers say it so fine
Watch me sell those chicken wings
that expire for 10 nights
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
Grains of rice up in a bowl
Watch me eat it watch me roll
watch me eat that bowl of rice
and also eat eggroll
now wa
tch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
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ur like a tie with nigahiga man lol
and pluse ur like 13 lol that is amazing
i will never fuck with another asain again lol
jk
i dont do that period i think asains are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from england
but soulja boy is not even funny
this is so funny