This is an original song and video that I created from already-existing advice dog variations. All of the lyrics are "found;" I merely chopped them up and moved them around a bit.
You can listen to and download a better quality version of the song at my newly created myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kristofmalone Fair warning, there's a .gif that happens around the middle that hopefully won't give anyone seizures (it's not that bad). Lyrics- Verse 1: Love your neighbor; sl
eep with his wife Grab a pencil; show yourself a magic trick It's terrible to be alive If you drink bleach you'll live forever Go to jail and make new friends If you eat nails you'll die a winner Prechorus: Exercise free will; do whatever you want This isn't normal, but on meth it is Chorus: Advic
e Dog You found God For better You'll live forever if you Kill God Be a Good dog Your power Will let you die a winner Verse 2: Play warcraft and die alone Eat 20 big macs; don't work out Move to Florida; drill for oil You should totally; a coca cola bottle Gasoline tastes like happiness Trust Al Go
re and Drive a Hybrid (Prechorus) (Chorus) Bridge: It's terrible to be alive If you drink bleach you'll live forever Go to jail and make new friends If you eat nails you'll die a winner Live forever Die a Winner Live forever. Die a winner. Live Forever. Die a winner.

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