George Carlin - Dirty words

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George Carlin: "There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are 7 you can't say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993...to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large."

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ooooooh, okay ... ( 1 month ago by grace1414)

ooooooh, okay thatnks!:)

Blink 182 Saids ... ( 3 weeks ago by ILoveMyCookieForever)

Blink 182 Saids that in a song :P

George Carlin said ... ( 3 weeks ago by MessyPaint)

George Carlin said it first. >:(

what about ass cock ... ( 2 weeks ago by teedubyo)

what about ass cock whore slut cunt dick and bitch?

Boy George (Carlin) ... ( 2 weeks ago by globetrekker2)

Boy George (Carlin) is the epitomy of what is WRONG with America. He is a sarcastic, bitter, ranting old hippie on a lot of drugs and I am happy to say he is not being sarcastic now, but begging for mercy by a large demon with yellow eyes who is tormenting his soul.

No, what is wrong ... ( 2 weeks ago by MajorObvious)

No, what is wrong with America are Christian bigots like you and the corrupt clergy they serve. Not only do you lunatics believe complete nonsense, but you try to force all others to do it as well.

If you hate Carlin ... ( 2 weeks ago by TexasBroski)

If you hate Carlin so much why are you searching his videos and leaving comments?
Seriously man I have seen you make comments like this on like 6 Carlin videos, just to start fights. Take that religious bullshit elsewhere.

Array ( 2 weeks ago by TexasBroski)

ass = donkey
bitch = female dog
whore = not considered curse word then
dick, cock, and cunt = he said.

However, in the ... ( 2 weeks ago by teedubyo)

However, in the literal case... literally shit = fecal matter piss = urine fuck = an acronym which meant Fornication Under Crowned King cock sucker = one who sucks cock (rooster) motherfucker= one who 'F.U.C.K.s (fornicates) with (a) mother. Not the biggest insult unless the child is other than yours, which thereby makes it adultery. P.S. Whore has always meant prostitute- and unless that's not an insulting title to carry, it would definitely feel like a 'curse' to have to bear the burden of.

Words can have more ... ( 2 weeks ago by teedubyo)

Words can have more than one meaning; Sometimes figurative (as are most insults) i.e piece of shit, asshole, dickhead, pussy... etc. etc, and then there is the literal interpretation (which can be more hurtful if perceived or actually true) i.e. cocksucker, whore, son-of-a-bitch, etc.

Hey , George looks ... ( 2 weeks ago by GhastlyOnesRule)

Hey , George looks like Silent Bob in this video!

suggeestive :D 0:38 ( 2 weeks ago by xX0Jota0Xx)

suggeestive :D 0:38

yes, but some words ... ( 2 weeks ago by TexasBroski)

yes, but some words wernt considered "dirty" back then. remembe this was in 1978.
and i heard carlin say bitch and ass wernt really curse words and you could say them on TV back then.

u still can say ... ( 2 weeks ago by Twan277)

u still can say bitch and ass on tv

fuck = an acronym ... ( 1 week ago by whovian1971)

fuck = an acronym which meant Fornication Under Crowned King No, moron. Not true!

WHOA tough guy! ... ( 1 week ago by teedubyo)

WHOA tough guy! Lemme guess- haven't got laid in a while? Ran out of drugs to do and friends to call? A little bored? Mine wasn't the only insult you slung last night when you got home to an empty bachelor shit hole was it? You see, I love to be proved wrong. It makes me less of a moron- but when you're approach starts with insult instead of fact, it makes you look like an asshole. A big hairy, stinky, gonorrhea infested, toilet paper covered, dingle-berry-havin' asshole! Don't reply! Loser!

Nope, they didn't ... ( 1 week ago by whovian1971)

Nope, they didn't have acronyms hundreds of years ago. So what the fuck is wrong with you? Run out of coke? Smoke to much meth? Girl friend decided that she doesn't like being beaten anymore? I didn't realize you where such a rage filled little bit of fucking shit!

proven ( 1 week ago by teedubyo)

proven

eh, cocksucker ... ( 5 days ago by ValeofAldur)

eh, cocksucker isn't all that bad IMO. There are far worse things that one can do to one's fellow human being than give them a rather nice orgasm. I understand in general terms that it's supposed to be bad because you're subordinating your pleasure to that of another, but really? "highly skilled masseuse!" They can bring one to a far deeper state of relaxation, and give greater pleasure than some neophyte at sucking cock can. While receiving a similar level of stimulation as a cocksucker. :P

In Canada, a bus ... ( 5 days ago by teedubyo)

In Canada, a bus driver slammed a door on me for his perception of me as an arrogant american (I sat quietly while he and the only other passenger shot what i call 'shit'- sorry, I'm not into small talk). Anyway brother, I don't know what to say, I enjoyed your impressive use of syntax and wit, but am still convinced that calling most people, even Canadians, a cocksucker- will elicit this response "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks", followed by a barrage of fists (or bullets where I'm from).

lol... ( 4 days ago by ThemLizards)

lol...

RIP Carlin I LOVED ... ( 3 days ago by notlqueen)

RIP Carlin I LOVED this guy!

what about twat? ... ( 1 day ago by 10truefreak01)

what about twat? and clit? there's a whole lot the damn FCC refuses to hear.

thank you. ... ( 1 day ago by 10truefreak01)

thank you. Everybody could use a little more vulgarity.

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