The WWE has done it again. Leeching off celebrities to enhance their product. Knowing that their biggest "draws" Cena and DX suck ass, they need some more Hollywood stars showing up every Monday, Tuesday and Friday. The losing war against TNA is a heavy burden Vince, I know *sob*
Good news is, Vince was able to get Miley Cyrus herself. However, after looking at some contracts, she wasen't happy:
Miley: What in the blue Hell is this?! Losing a match against your daughter? Rubbing my breasts against this "Big Dick Johnson" ? and having Shawn and Hunter dump horse shit on me
? I'm sorry Mr. McMahon, I won't do it. Besides, this company is a sinking ship, Disney Channel's lowest rated show get more viewers than all three brands combined.
Vince: HOW DAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUU! I need celebs in my company and I will ruin each one involved in scandals. Why? Because that's busi
ness and my stupid viewers LOVE when I do business. Bret Hart screwjob, depushing Victoria and CM Punk, making my son-in-law 1000000x champion, erasing Chris Benoit, and feeding steroids to my favorite cattle backstage. Little missy Cyrus, you WILL join my company. And when you're growing too old, y
ou'll make a good.....HOOKER!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Now....prepare to be FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
McMahon suddenly gets up and begins his assault on the teen pop sensation for not joining the company of politics and bathturds(thanks Lashley!)
Note: This has to be, one of the
quickest matches I've ever had. Vince is weaker than a cancer patient. As for the theme, I discovered Hannah Montana being mentioned on wwe.com recently. How embarassing. Worse is involving Jillian Hall, (who's a great wrestler) talking trash about Miley. Personally, I love them both. Amazing talent
s in their own fields. But let's face facts- Miley is on top of the world, whether you hate her or not. Jillian is a depushed superstar, with a horrible gimmick and her future is bleak. She's jobbing to the skanks on Raw, while Hannah makes billions with her 3D movie. Do the math. Still, wish the be
st for Jillian, and most of all for the best female wrestler in the world- Victoria. Another victim of Mr. "Grapefruits" himself.
Enjoy the match and don't take it seriously WWE marks. Or else it's block time.
UPDATE: Video is disabled since WWE marks have been wandering around. Sadly, they were h
unted down and killed. Don't be mad because the "Genius" behind DX and Cena was owned by Hannah.
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