"Defenders of Marriage" by Roy Zimmerman

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I don't get the "3 ... ( 1 month ago by osmanca)

I don't get the "3 button suit" joke. What is the allusion to?

WOW...just the ... ( 1 month ago by opinionhead444)

WOW...just the poetry is immensely satisfying. No wonder he doesn't receive airtime on mainstream networks...he makes people THINK!

This guy's ... ( 1 month ago by Quixotic311)

This guy's hilarious. I hope he does a show around me sometime.

well it could be ... ( 1 month ago by Ehdral)

well it could be limiting the scope of the song's criticism to the wealthy social conservatives who (mostly) control the social conservative message...or it could just be there because it fits

oooooooooh, I hope ... ( 1 month ago by TheMeEvan)

oooooooooh, I hope he 'does one' 'around me' too....WINK

I love the way he ... ( 1 month ago by Jinmarui)

I love the way he puts it, and just about everything else he has a song for. Roy should open for every congressional meeting starting now. Also, he should be on call as the only man authorized to be a filibuster-buster. That guitar should be considered a lethal weapon. xD

this song is pure ... ( 4 weeks ago by pyrrho314)

this song is pure genius.

Homosexual males ... ( 4 weeks ago by andrewbreen)

Homosexual males can not donate blood because they are at a higher risk for HIV. Anal penetration puts you at a higher risk regardless (between a man and woman and between a man and a man), that's why blood donation applications request that information. Zimmerman is a genius, hands down.

Ah, but why then ... ( 4 weeks ago by Nutcasenightmare)

Ah, but why then not ask directly if one has anal sex? (Besides that you're gonna get really weird looks)
But I agree, Roy is the Prince of Poltical Satires! Long live Roy!

Well they do ask ... ( 4 weeks ago by andrewbreen)

Well they do ask directly if you've had anal, and or homosexual relations. Anal sex includes licking the sphincter or rectum.

Ah, I see. I'm not ... ( 4 weeks ago by Nutcasenightmare)

Ah, I see. I'm not old enough to donate blood, so I really wasn't in the position to comment.
And, I learnt something new today. I guess I can expect some fairly awkward questions when I start donating blood.

Love it . . . and ... ( 4 weeks ago by otakursed)

Love it . . . and damned if I didn't miss the one time he was down around my neck of the woods :(

Well not entirely ... ( 3 weeks ago by Neeboopsh)

Well not entirely correct. Homosexual men who havent been penetrated in a while can donate blood. And moreover HIV is a predominantly heterosexual disease and i am pretty sure more females are infected.

I think you're ... ( 3 weeks ago by FrisianDude)

I think you're right... why did 6 people give this a thumbsdown?

Because they are ... ( 3 weeks ago by andrewbreen)

Because they are confusing factuality with bigotry.

If you have had gay ... ( 3 weeks ago by andrewbreen)

If you have had gay intercourse since 1977 you are not allowed to donate blood period. Between heterosexual men and women, women are more susceptible, but in homosexual relations, men are more susceptible.

About a year and a ... ( 2 weeks ago by Aphrodine)

About a year and a half ago Zimmerman played at my friend's marriage. I absolutely LOVED his performance. It's an absolutely joy to stumble upon him on YouTube.

I stumbled across ... ( 2 weeks ago by raggedclown)

I stumbled across this video by accident. This is a brilliant, very funny social satire worthy of Tom Lehrer himself. I'll be checking out more of your stuff.

"in homosexual ... ( 2 weeks ago by Hektor88)

"in homosexual relations, men are more susceptible" no kidding?

That was art right ... ( 2 weeks ago by Hadesprideandjoy)

That was art right there. Wonderful, wonderful art.

"homosexuality in ... ( 1 week ago by elea1885)

"homosexuality in the boyscouts is a tradition." rofl

This was brilliant! ( 1 week ago by StriderSubzero)

This was brilliant!

Oh my god. That is ... ( 1 week ago by mynamejonas)

Oh my god. That is on my open mic to-cover list. All the credit to you, though, sir! Fucking incredible. :)

Can't wait to see ... ( 3 days ago by vigwig)

Can't wait to see you next week in NYC Roy! You need to get on PBS, cable, radio everywhere!

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