To those who scoffed at this pointless endeavor of a video, let it be known that it was featured in a Geico commercial. Oho? What now, biatches?
To answer some questions: Yes, Geico contacted me and bought the rights to use this video. I knew they were going to use it, and yes, I am getting paid for its use. Thank you Geico for letting me pay off my car. Who knew I would manage that by making an ass out of myself on the internet? ;-)

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