You fucking freak ...( 1 month ago by Jewcifer777)
You fucking freak havnt the townspeople formed up an angry mob and killed you or should I do it myself*.I think think the asylum should reopen your case and give you a lethal injection, or maybe I will*. Hey Felo de Se is for you, or how bout ol fashioned murder...by me*.
*=Aww look at all these threats, please reopen my case.
Jesus Christ I hope you die a painful, horrible death to complete your pathetic and lonely existence.
Nope. He died of ...( 1 month ago by disclaimer05)
Nope. He died of cancer.
Heart Failure is ...( 1 month ago by pfctjd)
Heart Failure is how Carlin died, not cancer.
LABIA RINSE( 1 month ago by ePhilosopher)
LABIA RINSE
wrong he died of a ...( 1 month ago by ColdFire128)
wrong he died of a heart attack
wow gross( 1 month ago by ColdFire128)
wow gross
thats incest and .. ...( 1 month ago by ColdFire128)
thats incest and .... how-..why- ...what...just nvmd
gratz( 1 month ago by domisa55)
gratz
RIP George Carlin, ...( 1 month ago by Headbanger142)
RIP George Carlin, Mr. Conductor and Mr. Halarious
WHAT THE FUCK( 1 month ago by 7Row7enn7)
WHAT THE FUCK
Way down on my list ...( 1 month ago by iaminsain1)
Way down on my list............But of late...With the election going that away..
"gotta get a rope, ...( 3 weeks ago by tracksabbath29)
"gotta get a rope, ah shit, it's always somethin"
"where's a pen. can never find a pen."
"where do you put the date? upper left?"
so hilarious
plan jokes, i have ...( 3 weeks ago by dylanschaffer123)
plan jokes, i have a rope and in the garage, but it has oil and paint all over it dont wanna get my neck dirty.
but kira only kills ...( 2 weeks ago by sotijas)
but kira only kills criminals DDDD:
whadda tuist
rip man!( 1 week ago by Oxa1)
rip man!
i can't believe how ...( 1 week ago by prede89)
i can't believe how he can make anything funny. Even suicide!1 My math geometry teacher used to quote Carlin, this part, very often. He even once stopped teacher to re-tell us this entire joke, from where he starts talking about suicide to when he stops. Man that teacher was sweet! Carlin rocks too!
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT ...( 1 week ago by Mokenofrs)
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!?
KEEP ON READING
Learn to spell.( 4 days ago by breness1)
Learn to spell.
Learn to make sense( 4 days ago by Headbanger142)
Learn to make sense
didn't heroin use ...( 3 days ago by XgaarasXrebelXgirlX)
didn't heroin use cause the heart attack?
Look, can't you ...( 3 days ago by XgaarasXrebelXgirlX)
Look, can't you guys argue about George Carlin's awesomeness in a different place? We're all sick of seeing two whole pages of nothing but procommenter's ignorant comments and everyone else's responses!
How many lesbians ...( 3 days ago by procommenter)
How many lesbians do you represent?
haha too bad i ...( 3 days ago by XgaarasXrebelXgirlX)
*=Aww look at all these threats, please reopen my case. Jesus Christ I hope you die a painful, horrible death to complete your pathetic and lonely existence.
"where's a pen. can never find a pen." "where do you put the date? upper left?" so hilarious
whadda tuist
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