Torque - Dumbest Movie Ever?

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Judge for yourself with this compilation of impossible action, ridiculous camera moves, 80-pound women flinging sports bikes five times their weight around like nunchukas, appalling CGI and a REALLY BIG KEY.
What's depressing is that director Joseph Kahn is making a movie version of William Gibson's classic novel Neuromancer... starring Hayden Christiansen. Sigh.

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the commentary said ... ( 1 month ago by johnkawash)

the commentary said that ice cube really did the jump

Yes sir, this movie ... ( 4 weeks ago by lostfreakadam)

Yes sir, this movie is dumber than a bag of hammers.

lmao the big asss ... ( 3 weeks ago by hitler85349)

lmao the big asss key lol

wtf? this movie is ... ( 3 weeks ago by bazzblack)

wtf? this movie is badass, all you geeks and nerds make me laugh always pointing out all these details, WHO GIVES A SHIT!! it "looks" real and cool so i like it

the only thing i ... ( 3 weeks ago by bazzblack)

the only thing i actually found dumb in this clip was the big ass key lol

oh yea, i just read ... ( 3 weeks ago by bazzblack)

oh yea, i just read the vid description and what this bullshit about it being impossible for an 80 pound person to whip a big bike around like that? I ride snowmobiles and once you get use the weight they feel just as nimbal as a dirt bike... i can whip my 500 pound snowmobile around like a 100 pound dirt bike, its not hard at all once you get use to the weight

in real life a bike ... ( 3 weeks ago by bazzblack)

in real life a bike as fast as that one would be ran on some kind of racing fuel or jet fuel, im not sure how fast they burn... im just throwing that information out there

Never heard of such ... ( 3 weeks ago by Zyamaman)

Never heard of such a thing. Yeah, I imagine racing bikes would use some sort of specialized fuel during the race, but AFAIK, it's still gasoline. I mean, those bikes are available on the open market, and the consumers would have problems using them if they would need some special kind of fuel...

Perhaps the giant ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrezhnevIsMyCoPilot)

Perhaps the giant key will be used in some sort of motorcycle ninjitsu fight scene later?

Also, how does one ... ( 3 weeks ago by BrezhnevIsMyCoPilot)

Also, how does one free a handcuffed person with a shotgun? Wouldn't it pepper their hands with buckshot? And wouldn't being thrown from a motorcycle going 300mph onto the street kill a person?
(good job on the video--someone had to compile the ridiculousness of this movie)

Hahahah I would buy ... ( 3 weeks ago by N4CR5)

Hahahah I would buy a harley if it could actually keep up with a Y2K jet bike...

this movie is ... ( 2 weeks ago by LuCkyBandiTo)

this movie is rediculously awesome.

Best part: Kung fu ... ( 2 weeks ago by RagingBalto)

Best part: Kung fu fight on bikes. That has got to be some of THE most blatant product placement EVER.
Also, I love how the Hummer is launched by a STREET SIGN, goes flying, then suddenly stops in mid-air just to land on the car.

FUCK DA POLICE ( 2 weeks ago by heresywar)

FUCK DA POLICE

ps mountain dew ... ( 2 weeks ago by heresywar)

ps mountain dew reigns supreme

Try doing it while ... ( 1 week ago by not4resale)

Try doing it while it's stationary like the ladies on the video having sword/wheelie fights. Whipping a bike around takes countersteering not muscle mass, the vid description was taking the piss out of the kung fu bikes.

MOUNTAIN DEW VS ... ( 1 week ago by vantechworld)

MOUNTAIN DEW VS PEPSI 4:01

lolz. This movie is ... ( 1 week ago by BadGuy45)

lolz. This movie is too full of CHEESY action scenes, it makes some other popcorn B movie look like an oscar winner

I'm a biker and I ... ( 6 days ago by PIXARALIEN)

I'm a biker and I was just about to by this movie on Play, thank fuck you posted this vid man! Its saved me
£10!!! What the fuck is with that bike duel with the two chicks!

I believe this is ... ( 5 days ago by bouferich)

I believe this is true, .. and not fake,
( sarcasm ofcourse )

He fired a ... ( 8 hours ago by Rampageotron)

He fired a double-barreled shotgun and only broke the tiny chain on a pair of handcuffs. Wow.

Momentum is the key ... ( 7 hours ago by sweetwater88)

Momentum is the key. The bikes lacked the proper velocity and well...it's just fucking retarded.

mountain dew wins! ... ( 4 hours ago by DrTitoBevelaqua)

mountain dew wins! finish her!

The one guys harley ... ( 3 hours ago by suckithardnfast)

The one guys harley could NEVER keep up with the other bike. It has a fucking JET ENGINE! The harley is internal combustion. It is a movie after all

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