Rofl. When JK. ...( 1 week ago by InsaneMovieFreak)
Rofl. When JK. Rowling got her face burnt she looked like Freddy Krueger.
Stephen king would ...( 6 days ago by zombiekiller1980)
Stephen king would kick her ass.
very nice( 3 days ago by poebelundgesox)
very nice
pffsh JK Rowling ...( 3 days ago by tiSoCOOL9)
pffsh JK Rowling would of crucio'd king's ass.
Men Stephen King is ...( 3 days ago by Anzaldua3012)
Men Stephen King is the best!!! I love It and cujo!!! His books are the best ones!!!
hahahahahhaha!!! ...( 3 days ago by 1slowturtle)
hahahahahhaha!!!redrum, ahahahaha!!!
The winner is: ...( 3 days ago by HalisuChan)
The winner is: Stephen King's leg!!!
Lol he rocks <3 My favorite author.
Stephen king is the ...( 3 days ago by VeronikaBlue202)
Stephen king is the best!
J.K. Rowling is so ...( 2 days ago by Copzilla)
J.K. Rowling is so much better then Stephen King! He SUCKS!!! Go Jo Rowling!!!
I laughed so hard ...( 2 days ago by KateRayearth)
I laughed so hard that I almost fell from my chair XDDD
Go Steve! <3
why is it when i ...( 1 day ago by shokyoass2)
why is it when i try to put some cd up it says copyright infringement
damn rowling should ...( 22 hours ago by MfaI0)
damn rowling should have won XO
STEPHEN WON!!! ...( 21 hours ago by 69Millionaire)
STEPHEN WON!!! JEAHHH!!!!
This is hilarious, ...( 21 hours ago by SethisPuck)
This is hilarious, because in reality, the two authors have a mutual respect and admiration for one another.
They're both great authors, but Stephen King has more to fault his name (and that may be because he's written more). Still, when The Dark Tower series is brought up, all of Stephen King's shortcomings (Pet Sematary, It, etc.) are forgiven. Of course, Rowling has done something incredible by creating Harry Potter, which is my favorite book series.
the irony of this ...( 18 hours ago by oathlivion)
the irony of this is his leg was made robotic cuz he got ran over by a crazed fan. JK Rowling made some remark about it.
he wasnt ran over, ...( 17 hours ago by thekillercure21)
he wasnt ran over, just hit into a depression on the side of the road. and it wasnt a crazed fan, just a guy distracted in his car.
J.K. Rowling is ...( 16 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
J.K. Rowling is more original in her respective field. Stephen King usually expands on ideas first engendered in more clever minds than his own.
Besides that, Clive Barker, Richard Matheson, Edgar Allan Poe, and foremost H.P. Lovecraft are all better horror writers. King's ideas are absurd, and not in an innovative way that some of Matheson's works were. He has made no significant contribution to horror/weird fiction. Frankly, I'm angry th at such an abysmal author attained such high honors.
Damn straight!( 16 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
Damn straight!
While I don't much ...( 16 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
While I don't much care for Rowling, I must say that you basing your antipathy for an author on her fans and her choice to write in the fantasy genre is quite unsophisticated. It would be like me saying "Stephen King and his readers are goths and emos. Why don't they just go kill themselves?" It's called generalization.
Yep.( 16 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
Yep.
Well, he does write ...( 16 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
Well, he does write about such things as a haunted car. You can tell he spent a long time thinking that one up. Haunted houses are overdone, let's move to something... A HAUNTED CAR! That's scary. Now to make the IQ of the characters so unfortunately infinitesimal that they could actually be killed by a goddamn car. Haunted houses have the lure of possible treasure or power. But a car?! It's too absurd to enjoy. King's years of writing have produced The Shining. Anything else can be disposed of.
Nice. Insults on ...( 16 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
Nice. Insults on the Internet are very intimidating. I'd listen to your sentiment anytime. And, in response to darksytzes, you could ask for much more, just not from MTV.
moonneeds, no. Just ...( 15 hours ago by IntractableMonkey)
moonneeds, no. Just, no. Lovecraft would never give approbation to being in this. I would expect someone like King to, but not the Gentleman from Rhode Island. He wouldn't even put his name on any film, so it's disgraceful enough that Masters of Horror (whom I abhor) got hold of his name to make a movie of Dreams in the Witch House. To think that Celebrity Deathmatch would have him simply fight another person for the sake of fighting another person is preposterous. He was a cynical materialist.
all stop whining! ...( 2 hours ago by Maidenfan1991)
all stop whining! its fucking celebrity deathmath and you are fighting about books??!!
NERDS!
Besides that, Clive Barker, Richard Matheson, Edgar Allan Poe, and foremost H.P. Lovecraft are all better horror writers. King's ideas are absurd, and not in an innovative way that some of Matheson's works were. He has made no significant contribution to horror/weird fiction. Frankly, I'm angry th
at such an abysmal author attained such high honors.