You want proof of ...( 5 months ago by goober2992)
You want proof of dinosours in the Bible look up Job 40:15-41:34. Tell me that doesn't sound like a dinosour or a dragon of some kind. Also Christ died for you because He loves you and doesn't want you to perish in Hell. It is a lake of fire and there will NOT be a party. It is a place of eternal torment,"where the worm dieth not." If you want to hear more let me know. Look up Luke 16:19-31,Romans 3:23,Romans 5:8,Romans 6:23.
i don't think you ...( 4 months ago by standuporshutup)
i don't think you should follow jesus loves yu with talk of hell. using fear tactics isn't a way to get people on your side. eventually you'll have to except other peoples' beliefs (and parodies)
The Bible says it.. ...( 4 months ago by stevenstreet483)
The Bible says it...so it must be real... Jesus Saves †††
Vikings are either ...( 4 months ago by 1944epiphonedolphin)
Vikings are either too tough to kill, or to stupid to know when they're dead. Either way they kick butts... a lot.
Also, A Vikings ate ...( 4 months ago by 1944epiphonedolphin)
Also, A Vikings ate christians, so we wouldn't have much of a creationist problem, if only... wow, those weird fuckers were cool all-round.
First off evolution ...( 4 months ago by dayved30)
First off evolution doesnt negate my belief in God what so ever. I have one problem though. So many times atheist ridicule Christians saying science proves this and disproves this and acuses us of being fools. So much of what science says is, is so full of holes, you have to have just as much blind faith in as religion.
What "holes"?( 4 months ago by Noctune9)
What "holes"?
Dude, whos the ...( 4 months ago by TorpedoChicken)
Dude, whos the annoying dumbass goober2992 think they are. The videos was made to be funny. If god doesn't forgive you for some thing like that, then we're all screwed!
go watch zeigeist - ...( 3 months ago by misfitsmainiac)
go watch zeigeist - religion
Array( 3 months ago by Thoran666)
bloody brilliant.
I love the Holy Happy Meal.
are you serious?( 3 months ago by muchxlove17)
are you serious?
Scotland is part of ...( 3 months ago by Lanzafan1)
Scotland is part of Britain!
Jesus of the ...( 2 months ago by IchLiebeDichSwei)
Jesus of the Carribean. That's great. I love this guy..
The only people ...( 2 months ago by DarkerFlare)
The only people that dont like pirates,
Are ninjas!!!
Actually everything ...( 2 months ago by only1sn1not1taken)
Actually everything in the bible has been scientifically proven. Even the age of the earth when factoring in the time that the earth was stopped along with other events in the bible. Technically there's no irrefutable holes in either except that people that chose to pick apart the parts of "facts" that they chose to and ignore the rest or just chose to remain ignorant to the fact that there is more info on the subject.
You talk like Shrek( 2 months ago by Roystenn)
You talk like Shrek
Not really, is ...( 2 months ago by chikete)
Not really, is exactly the opposite, every fact in the bible has been proven to be a myth (a combination of a little of truth and A LOT of invention).
i give it 5 Captain ...( 2 months ago by GhostVirusx90)
i give it 5 Captain Black Judases
a new museum opened ...( 1 month ago by SnowyOwls234)
a new museum opened in Kaaanzesss... lol
yeah dude ur a ...( 1 month ago by naplescanes80)
yeah dude ur a complete moron...a guy rose from the dead?that has not been scientifically proven...jesus having the ability to cure people? not scientifically proven... god getting some1 pregnant? no proven... u r very very dumb
Zoroaster calander ...( 4 weeks ago by forebona)
Zoroaster calander miyan calander
beleive in god ...( 3 weeks ago by wbluke)
beleive in god beleive in god beleive in god nobody before him
beleive in god ...( 3 weeks ago by wbluke)
beleive in god beleive in god beleive in god nobody before him
The word "dinosaur" ...( 1 week ago by Miszou)
The word "dinosaur" was first used long after the King James Bible was published. Before then, they called them "dragons," which term is referred to in the Bible plenty of times.
Humor is humor, but get your facts straight first please.
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I love the Holy Happy Meal.