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A parody of Star Wars, presented in the form of a movie preview. Young Fluke Starbucker, under the tutelage of Auggie "Ben" Doggie, learns to master the power of the Force, while teaming up with Ham Salad to rescue Princess Anne-Droid and aid her fight against the evil Empire.

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Laughed so hard I ... ( 3 months ago by Kantorock)

Laughed so hard I almost wetted my pants.!

We watched this in ... ( 2 months ago by davelaz)

We watched this in junior high school. Not sure what the educational value was, but I loved it!

wow! My dad kept ... ( 2 months ago by ToastmachineIdiot)

wow! My dad kept telling me about this and it's unbelievably hilarious! this is awesome!

really awesome. do ... ( 2 months ago by MidNight017)

really awesome. do u think they'd Hardware Wars:The Prequels? I bet they'd do a much better job than GL did w TPM & ATOTC. Heh. No offense, really.

The educational ... ( 2 months ago by MidNight017)

The educational value is that you don't really need obscene amounts of money/talents in order to make people laugh till "(you) piss in (your) pants." Take that, Holywood!

You bet your ... ( 2 months ago by CCrossfan)

You bet your asteroid kid

Whatever happened ... ( 2 months ago by integral)

Whatever happened to Ernie?

This is really old ... ( 2 months ago by scottamuis)

This is really old and it's really a great piece of movie slamming !!!
5 stars *****

If that's true, it ... ( 2 months ago by greg5566)

If that's true, it shows that George Lucas has really lost his sense of humor, because there was a big movement to get Lucas to include the "Star Wars Kid" in one of the latest movies, but he wouldn't.

I heard about that ... ( 2 months ago by SFFOOL76)

I heard about that with "Star Wars Kid" , however look at family guy and how many star wars references they do.

I have this on one ... ( 1 month ago by stevieschnick)

I have this on one of my Night Flight bootlegs

we watched this in ... ( 1 month ago by kcdfdancer)

we watched this in school its sooooo funny

hah leia actually ... ( 1 month ago by bluestarheart)

hah leia actually has cinamon buns on her head!

This movie helped ... ( 1 month ago by herbg3)

This movie helped inspire YouTube!

lol the wookie ... ( 1 month ago by Izlude7980)

lol the wookie monster

As a SW fan, I saw ... ( 3 weeks ago by SpreadingtheMuse)

As a SW fan, I saw no reason to include the SW kid other than irrational pity. You just cant submit to the mob mentality and throw in every random idea that comes along. A lot of those ideas have been pretty dumb.

What you say is not ... ( 3 weeks ago by greg5566)

What you say is not wrong, HOWEVER, in the case of episodes I, II, and III of SW, nothing could possibly have hurt, and anything would have been better.

this is great!!!! ( 3 weeks ago by RHCAXD)

this is great!!!!

Whereas there was ... ( 3 weeks ago by SpreadingtheMuse)

Whereas there was room for improvement in I, II, and III, that isnt a good reason for wasting screentime for a geek injoke about a young man who never wanted the attention in the first place. I dont dislike the prequels. In fact, a lot of the criticism has been mob-rule hysteria.

That may be true. ... ( 3 weeks ago by greg5566)

That may be true. But some of the criticism, mine for instance, stems constantly checking my watch wishing it would hurry up and end, and George Lucas's complete lack of story-telling ability.

I thought the ... ( 3 weeks ago by SpreadingtheMuse)

I thought the stories themselves were fine, they were just undercut by ruinous dialog. Had he hired a professional screenwriter to stick to his outlines but give realistic sparkling dialog, most of the complaints would vanish. This explains SW's popularity overseas. Some countries get only subtitles, so they dont actually "hear" the dialog, and therefore miss a great deal of the corniness. Go watch a foreign subtitled film. Some of them have atrocious dialog, but no one ever notices.

Yes, we're saying ... ( 3 weeks ago by greg5566)

Yes, we're saying the same thing now. I didn't say the stories were bad. I think the story, especially of #1, was great. It's the story-TELLING that was bad, for some of the reasons you said. Dialog is a huge part of it, but not the only one--pacing, character development, etc, all are important. But anyway, we're on the same page. I especially agree with you 100% if he would have simply hired professional screenwriters and a professional DIRECTOR, they would have been great.

I remember seeing ... ( 2 weeks ago by jefcon3)

I remember seeing this in Kindergarten, about 30 years ago, and we thought it was the funniest thing ever... but am not sure how I remembered to think to look it up again... lol

I was in college. ... ( 5 days ago by wmgroutofthebox)

I was in college. This was so funny and still is.

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