"now i wish my grandmother wld die right now so i can get all teh inheritance money to pay for all this." LOLOLOL
i hate to sit in the middle when i needa get up to go to the toilet, its annoying and u have to say sorry all the time. urgh!
This is comedy at ...( 1 day ago by eviltube1111)
This is comedy at its worst. Admit it, his fans are all 10-15 year old boys or 16 year old girls (Or someone with the mind of a child) who have never watched a decent comedian. Any of his decent jokes have been stolen.
Step 1:Bring up a mundane activity everyone does. This makes the audience think "Wow. He's just like me. I do that too!".
Step 2: Then yell the activity you did and add the word "fucking."
Step 3: Wait for the female screaming to end.
Terrible jokes, I could write better.
lol its so true ...( 23 hours ago by Smirkykat)
lol its so true about the previews i do that all the time with my friends and eviltube you have no sense of humor
Ya, ok... if you're ...( 22 hours ago by Lollipop8927)
Ya, ok... if you're such a comedian, why aren't YOU on comedy central? Mkay.. didn't think so.
hey dushbag shut ...( 21 hours ago by madpuppy82)
hey dushbag shut the hell up he is funnier than u will eva b fagget
Why don't u friggin ...( 20 hours ago by Lollipop8927)
Why don't u friggin chill out i was replying to eviltube1111 so just shut your mouth.. and learn to spell..
Dane Cook has been ...( 19 hours ago by Jay21905)
Dane Cook has been on comedy central for public restrooms and more so do ur research before u start shit so shut the hell up
@eviltube: you're ...( 18 hours ago by ScourgeBeetle)
@eviltube: you're forgetting how you deliver it in stand up comedies? If you're just a dull guy standing up there with extremely funny jokes, some people might not even laugh at all.
Dane Cook delivers with a variety of voice(more than 2 atleast) and actions and acting. Hell, even his slipshot "sounds" of the previews were much better than your attitude to any non-classic humor.
Cynisism sucks. ...( 16 hours ago by 727shawty)
Cynisism sucks. Just as I'm pretty sure you do too. Its funny that you take time out of your day to comment on something you don't even like. Don't be a hater all your life.
Also, eviltube1111, ...( 16 hours ago by 727shawty)
Also, eviltube1111,
Your first step to "this kind of comedy" is to bring up a mundane activity everyone does.
To this I refer you to 3:30-3:51.
I guess this goes through your mundane brain you go to the theater.
Get it together.
I am not cynical, I ...( 16 hours ago by eviltube1111)
I am not cynical, I am realistic and skeptical. If he starts writing decent comedy instead of stealing jokes I will enjoy it. The same goes
for any other comedian such as Carlos Mencia.
This is ...( 15 hours ago by eviltube1111)
This is observational comedy. He simply tells a story (like most comedians) but the joke then goes downhill. Instead of a clever observation of the scene or comparison, "shove a giant dildo up your ass" is just plain disappointing for a comedian with so many fans. Also, if I thought someone was going to shove a giant dildo up my ass that would NOT be a mundane thought. His comedy may be funny to some, but for him to be this famous is just sad. Look at his influences, he can't compare.
Yes, but my point ...( 15 hours ago by eviltube1111)
Yes, but my point is he delivers crappy jokes. If he wrote brilliant jokes with his crazy voice he could be a great comedian like his influences.
Comedy Central is ...( 15 hours ago by eviltube1111)
Comedy Central is cable TV, do your research. The real comedy is elsewhere such as Pay-per-view.
I'm American. Also, ...( 15 hours ago by eviltube1111)
I'm American. Also, letters aren't humorous unless they are sexual positions, imbecile!
Because I don't ...( 15 hours ago by eviltube1111)
Because I don't want to be a professional comedian, simple as that. Also, Comedy Central is cable TV, meaning it is bound to be crap comedy. Dane Cook doesn't live up to his influences.
shhhush!( 11 hours ago by breakingbenjaman12)
shhhush!
your right about ...( 10 hours ago by Blackkiller100)
your right about those but dont forget this is "fuck your mother fuck your mother"
Lawl , Dane cook ...( 9 hours ago by gaarasadmirer)
Lawl , Dane cook owns ^^
"your like fuck and ...( 9 hours ago by tahir1333)
"your like fuck and the person behind u is like i just came" lmaoooooo!
He is fucking funny.( 7 hours ago by Dethklokmetal666)
i hate to sit in the middle when i needa get up to go to the toilet, its annoying and u have to say sorry all the time. urgh!
Your first step to "this kind of comedy" is to bring up a mundane activity everyone does. To this I refer you to 3:30-3:51. I guess this goes through your mundane brain you go to the theater. Get it together.
lol and your looking for the hole and u fuking drop it