that was evil ! LOL ...( 3 weeks ago by alexnadim)
that was evil ! LOL
love the onion
this is my favorite ...( 3 weeks ago by monkey1257)
this is my favorite LMAO
"Keep them up, ...( 3 weeks ago by benfirst)
"Keep them up, after their friends die." HAHA!
Mybe I should get ...( 3 weeks ago by haerverk)
Mybe I should get cancer for all my fat friends. anyone knows if cancer can save junkies?
I feel terrible, ...( 3 weeks ago by WaffleKopter)
I feel terrible, but it's so hilarious!
omg that just HAS ...( 3 weeks ago by simonjeste)
omg that just HAS to be Rob Corrdry as the "friend with cancer".
it's horrible! yet ...( 3 weeks ago by blackxpearlx)
it's horrible! yet i laugh. i'm going to hell, lol
sick humor....but i ...( 3 weeks ago by sriprem)
sick humor....but i can't help laughing...GO ONION
EPIC lol( 3 weeks ago by luciferianglory)
EPIC lol
So awful. So true. ...( 2 weeks ago by CelticWarrior1992)
So awful. So true. I love onion.
completely agree( 2 weeks ago by Churropean1326)
completely agree
For those that are ...( 2 weeks ago by welikesweetsalot)
For those that are offended, go over yourself and find a sense of humour. My dad died young of cancer last year but I found this funny. The Onion has been on the web for years - you should know what to expect!?!? Read the title of the post - you know its gonna be satire! If you think you are gonna be offended then don't watch - its the internet, expect it! Keep it up The Onion!
when patrick passes ...( 2 weeks ago by OmGiTzNiCk)
when patrick passes out i hope ill find someone with lucimia.. i think they all go take a swim
Nu uh, you don't ...( 2 weeks ago by vman3001)
Nu uh, you don't play with shit like this. You dont make fun of cancer victims. This is crap!
tee hee...( 2 weeks ago by JacobTrue)
tee hee...
It is funny because ...( 1 week ago by DeagleBeagle)
It is funny because people that are disabled or have cancer always try to push themselves to do things they normally couldn't do and people support them with millions of dollars when they are gonna die in a week anyways.
that was just awful( 1 week ago by gtisawesome)
that was just awful
This doesn't have ...( 1 week ago by BrockSamson18)
This doesn't have good taste.
Thought provoking.. ...( 1 week ago by ttox69)
Thought provoking... in a sick way! I dig it.
this is terrible... ...( 6 days ago by iamsixela)
this is terrible...the 0ni0n is being damn insensitive to those with cancer
this is terrible!!!( 5 days ago by femto17)
this is terrible!!!
Lighten up people. ...( 3 days ago by wDOZEw)
Lighten up people. I was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy a few years ago. One of the many problems that can be caused by this condition is 'sudden death', and it means exactly what it sounds like. Me and my friends joke about it all the time. Like when i get dizzy and fall down (another side effect), someone will say something like 'hey, theres no dying in my house, go outside'.
Haha, let's hang ...( 2 days ago by ErdTirdMans)
Haha, let's hang out, you sound like my kind of people. I had ball cancer, still smoke, and my friends call me "Uniball." I was at least glad that I got a cancer that was so easy to make fun of.
Ha, thats funny. I ...( 2 days ago by wDOZEw)
Ha, thats funny. I had a friend with one nut also, we called him ball one (like in baseball), solo, and THE ONE NUT WONDER. Id probably still be smoking if i were in your situation too. Cuz i was told i need to stop consuming so much sodium, and that lasted about a month until i said 'screw this'. Now i eat the exact same as i did before, assloads of pizza, steak, greasy potato chips... and salt blocks, ha.
love the onion