Kate Bush Parody - Oh England My Leotard
Not the Nine O'Clock News - 1980
OH ENGLAND MY LEOTARD I was into yin and yang and hatha yoga Ginseng and caraway seeds and being a non-smoker My cauliflower quiches were better than the bought ones And I was thicker than two short ones People bought my latest hits Coz they like my latex tits Now they're all trying hard To get i
nside my leotard Went to my hairdresser to have a hair-do He asked if I knew A La Recherche De Temps Perdus That's how I was introduced to Colette, Cocteau and Marcel Proust Now wholefood cookery is just a sideline La-La-La-La! I went to Cairo and I read the Gnostic Apocryphon of John in the orig
inal Coptic Korsakoff's psychosis theories And the Fibonacci series Studied acupuncture and the Bible Opened the windows in my mind! 'It's not your mind, it's your body they're into' My business manager said He said that I need an intellect like I need a Hole in the hole in the hole in the head!
Though I'm an honorary member of Mensa now I'm going to try and keep up the pretence somehow! Coz you buy my latest hits Because you like my latex tits And you're all trying hard to get inside my Leotard leotard leotard Oh England, my leotard... Pamela Stephenson, born December 4, 1949 in Takapun
a, Auckland is a psychologist, former actress and comedian, now resident in New York (Married to Billy Connolly). The other 3 members of the 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' team at the end of this clip are: Rowan Atkinson Mel Smith Griff Rhys Jones For Kate fans, note the bow and arrow reference by M
el and right at the end, 'Wow, It's Incredible, Amazing' silently mouthed by Pamela. Cheers Gaffaweb + James Hogan for the lyrics (modified by zounds). Thanks to whoever posted this vid on Homeground originally.

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