retouch my body spoof by jackie beat
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Lyrics
Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...
You know I'm gettin' older
And I've gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof
If there's a camera up
in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin' you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try i
t, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I'm goin' t
o the mall to get a soft serve
Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it'
s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin' young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don't want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body
Retouch my body
Don't cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don't ya' burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I've no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin' body!
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I Personally Dont Like Her But I KNow Shes Got Talent....Shes Got The record For The Most Number 1s!!! But Im Sorry Shes Annoying!
thing is, Mariah is super fierce these days and also... she does look like she's in her 20's
I was laughing so so so hard.
Just, oh my god.
but it gets sooo stuck in your head you get confused wid da orginal and the parody! =)
Rock on this rules!
I Mean "Touch My Body"
?!?!?!
What The Hell?
She Sounds Like A Slut
Which I'm Sure Shes Not
Like I Said I KNOW SHES GOT TALENT......... I MEAN IF SHE DIDNT NO ONE WOULD LIKE HER!!!! (I Think About That With Alotta Bands/Singers..Like Justin Timberlake I Dont Liek Him But I Know Hes Got Talent Cuz Alotta People Listen To Him) I Just Think Shes Annoying Thats All