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Retouch my body - jackie beat SPOOF [lyrics]

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Lyrics Jackie Beat, still young and sweet! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah... You know I'm gettin' older And I've gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just 22 I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof If there's a camera up
in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin' you, what to do 'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try i
t, this is my diet Retouch my body Stretch me some more Take off sixty pounds Then take off ten more Retouch my body Re-size my head Clean up my skin Please tone down the red Retouch my body Lipo my thighs With your computer mouse I'm as big as a house Retouch my body Remove every curve I'm goin' t
o the mall to get a soft serve Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job? Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it'
s true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet Retouch my body Don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Make me fuckin' young and sweet Get rid of my celluleet I don't want no photo, boy I want an oil painting Retouch my body Retouch my body Don't cause any trouble I am in denial Don't ya' burst my bubble Retouch my body Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like An ancient iguana Retouch my body And if you can of course Try to make me look Like less of a horse Retouch my body I've no other choice I only wish you could retouch my voice Retouch my fuckin' body!

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XDD lmfao ( 4 weeks ago by luffyfan209)
XDD lmfao
Omg! Hilarious! ( 4 weeks ago by kariberrie)
Omg! Hilarious!
dat wuz funny as ... ( 4 weeks ago by Vuttie)
dat wuz funny as hell!
lmfao dumb bitch ... ( 3 weeks ago by Crazyguy317)
lmfao dumb bitch thinks shes 20 ha ha
This Is So Funny!!! ... ( 3 weeks ago by xChemicallyxProvenx)
This Is So Funny!!!
I Mean Its True...Mariah Carey Has Gained Alotta Weight
I Personally Dont Like Her But I KNow Shes Got Talent....Shes Got The record For The Most Number 1s!!! But Im Sorry Shes Annoying!
Mariah is amazing.. ... ( 3 weeks ago by thefoxforever)
Mariah is amazing... but this is funny...
thing is, Mariah is super fierce these days and also... she does look like she's in her 20's
This is too funnyyy ... ( 2 weeks ago by dawnbugx)
This is too funnyyy.
I was laughing so so so hard.
Just, oh my god.
THIS IS TIGHT ( 2 weeks ago by dversjaz)
THIS IS TIGHT
i love this version ... ( 2 weeks ago by NewYorkWierdo)
i love this version!!!!
but it gets sooo stuck in your head you get confused wid da orginal and the parody! =)
Rock on this rules!
LMAOO!!!! ( 2 weeks ago by CheekyXalvina)
LMAOO!!!!
this shit iz hella ... ( 2 weeks ago by princessanmol)
this shit iz hella funny!!
the best! lol i am ... ( 2 weeks ago by bugeroffbetch)
the best! lol i am in love with this
this is the ... ( 2 weeks ago by mzshannon)
this is the greatest shit ever hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!!! ... ( 2 weeks ago by DJCaliboii79)
LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WHY DO YOU ... ( 1 week ago by avalbw)
AND WHY DO YOU THINK SHES ANNOYING
omg, lol ( 1 week ago by mikeyw1969)
omg, lol
no u cunt she ... ( 1 week ago by Crazyguy317)
no u cunt she thinks she's in her 20's
funny but who ... ( 1 week ago by jonnyboytoy)
funny but who actually sang this? does anyone know.
She Seems Really Up ... ( 1 week ago by xChemicallyxProvenx)
She Seems Really Up Herself!!
I Mean "Touch My Body"
?!?!?!
What The Hell?
She Sounds Like A Slut
Which I'm Sure Shes Not
Like I Said I KNOW SHES GOT TALENT......... I MEAN IF SHE DIDNT NO ONE WOULD LIKE HER!!!! (I Think About That With Alotta Bands/Singers..Like Justin Timberlake I Dont Liek Him But I Know Hes Got Talent Cuz Alotta People Listen To Him) I Just Think Shes Annoying Thats All
lolz!!!! ( 1 week ago by evilkitty132)
lolz!!!!
search "jackie beat ... ( 1 week ago by mikeyw1969)
search "jackie beat" u gotta watch the one called "baby got front" flmao
jackie beat, gotta ... ( 1 week ago by mikeyw1969)
jackie beat, gotta watch the called baby got front, lol hilarious
sent u that last ... ( 1 week ago by mikeyw1969)
sent u that last msg by mistake...sorry
I hate this bitch ... ( 3 days ago by Crazyguy317)
I hate this bitch because all you lil cunts like her! :P and jackie beat of course... btw what kind of stupid ass question is who sang this? omg



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