Spoof of the famous "My New Haircut" video: This is the Jewish Edition!
Oy Vey! A few people have had trouble understanding the video because they are not Jewish. We don't discriminate here, so below is an explanation of everything Jewish mentioned in the video... so, I guess that's everything. EXPLANATION OF EVERYTHING FOR GOYIM (NON-JEWS): -Yarmulke: The hat t
hat Jews wear on their head. (The one I am wearing in the video) -Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end -Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/family -Shtup: To Fuck or hump -Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to gossip... I use it in the sense of a Jewish female. -Shmeckle: Penis -Shicksas: Non-Jewish women. -Me
nsch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman; highly respected. -"Ashem as my witness": "G-d as my witness" -Schmuck: A jerk -Punim: Literally means a face, but is used in the terms of a bad face or a bad look, like the "evil eye" -Zetz: A hit or a smack -Schnoz: Nose -Boychick: An endearing term for a
Jewish male. -Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath. -Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like, "Ugh!" -Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on the holiday of Passover. -Mammeleh: Yiddish for Mom or Mother. -Schfitz: Sweat -JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center. The Jewish equivalent of th
e YMCA. -Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer. -Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin and molded together into a lump. -Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten during Hanukah. -Kuggel: Another type of Jewish food. It is kind of like Bread pudding, but usually c
ut into squares. -Hamantaschen: Jewish cookies made for the holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and jelly-filled. They are triangular because of the evil emperor Haman's hat (That's why I make the triangle over my head). -Farshnikkert/Farshikkert: Drunk/shitfaced (A shikker is a drunk) -Manis
chewitz (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS): Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it's unbearably sweet taste. It's pretty gross. -Mikveh/Mikvah: A ceremonial Jewish bath/shower/washing place. (Instead of saying "I shower in that shit" I say "I fill my Mikveh with that shit" -Shul: Temple/Synagogue. Where
Jews worship (Our version of church) -North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of Long Island, where many Jews live, myself included. -Lower East Side: Refers to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live. Okay, now you know Yiddish! If you have ANY other questions, please comment or mes
sage me.

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